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My favourite meal is Chicken Tarka.
It's like Chicken Tikka, only it's a little 'otter.
It's like Chicken Tikka, only it's a little 'otter.
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That is no way to curry flavour.
Brian (the devil incarnate)
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How about:
A man is walking down the street naked, with a woman on his back.
A policeman questions him.
The man explains "I'm going to a fancydress party as a tortoise. This is michelle".FT.Comment
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*groan*
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!Comment
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He would have got to the party faster in a car: a pace faster!Originally posted by Fat Tone View PostBrian (the devil incarnate)
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Oh my."I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."Comment
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It's taken me 24 hours, but now I see it. Carapace. Very good.
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Who shot who in the what now?Titanium is the new bling!
(you heard from me first!)Comment
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JR shot Mr Burns in the ass with the candlestick.FT.Comment
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You don't say?
Titanium is the new bling!
(you heard from me first!)Comment
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Well, if the candlestick had a lit candle in it, Mr. certainly burns.Brian (the devil incarnate)
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William Shakespeare walked into a bar.
The Landlord shouted at him "Get out, you're bard".FT.Comment
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You're Avon us on with your word play, wright?Brian (the devil incarnate)
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I don't know who posted this years ago, but while we're on the subject:
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.Comment
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His spelling was a boob-boo!
Brian (the devil incarnate)
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