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2 married virgins (NSFC)
A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin. Truth be
told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their
wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband
undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My
darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry
frighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting
- juss anyting you want. You juss ask.
Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly,
which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly)
for Her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, ' I want to
try someting I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69.'
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a
puzzled tone he asks her...
'You want... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?'
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A young and inexperienced couple were talking about "doing the dirty deed" and the girl confessed that not only was she a virgin but her breasts were non existent and she was totally flat chested. The man confesses that he has a penis like a baby but the girl says this is no problem, she will love him anyway.
On the first night of the honeymoon, they waited until they were married you see, the girl shyly undressed and she was indeed flat chested. The man told her not to be concerned, he loved her for herself, not her body. When the man undressed the girl took one look at him and promptly fainted.
When she was roused a few minutes later the man asked what had made her faint. She said she was expecting his penis to be like a baby. "It is" he declared, "21 inches long and 8½ pounds".
told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their
wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband
undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My
darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry
frighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting
- juss anyting you want. You juss ask.
Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly,
which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly)
for Her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, ' I want to
try someting I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69.'
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a
puzzled tone he asks her...
'You want... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?'
__________________________________________________ ______
A young and inexperienced couple were talking about "doing the dirty deed" and the girl confessed that not only was she a virgin but her breasts were non existent and she was totally flat chested. The man confesses that he has a penis like a baby but the girl says this is no problem, she will love him anyway.
On the first night of the honeymoon, they waited until they were married you see, the girl shyly undressed and she was indeed flat chested. The man told her not to be concerned, he loved her for herself, not her body. When the man undressed the girl took one look at him and promptly fainted.
When she was roused a few minutes later the man asked what had made her faint. She said she was expecting his penis to be like a baby. "It is" he declared, "21 inches long and 8½ pounds".
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