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  • #16
    DID YOU KNOW...

    DID


    YOU


    KNOW!?!?!?!?!?

    The CIA and NSA have a new joint program that is FULLY IMPLEMENTED that lets them turn on your washing machine! Through the power lines! And you won't know that it's washing clothes! Well, except that you'll hear it. And the water will be running. And the clothes will be... y'know... CLEAN.

    BUT IT'S A HUGE INVASION OF PRIVACY AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!
    The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

    I'm the least you could do
    If only life were as easy as you
    I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
    If only life were as easy as you
    I would still get screwed

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    • #17
      Originally posted by ND66 View Post
      I bet you didn't know this:

      I believe every manual for cellphones sold here almost starts with "you can use the cellphone for emergency calls even if it doesn't have simcard in it".

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Nowhere View Post
        I believe every manual for cellphones sold here almost starts with "you can use the cellphone for emergency calls even if it doesn't have simcard in it".

        That's if you do read the manual.... .

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        Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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        • #19
          Everybody should RTFM
          If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

          Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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