Screwed up Country

[Dr Mordrid]

Suggested branch: send 'em to us for the USMC

A few weeks there will fix 'em up real good

[The PIT]

The best punishment for these guys is, at the first suspicion of bad behaviour, to conscript them into the infantry and, after basic training, ship them out to a cushy billet like Iraq, Afghanistan or suchlike for a minimum 2-year stint with no home leave. Let them get pissed in the NAAFI and see what happens when the RSM catches them: QR Section 40, Conduct prejudicial to the maintenance of good order and military discipline. 1st offence 2 weeks jankers, 2nd offence 3 months glass-house.

Tut Tut tut.

You're not allowed to do that it's against there human rights. I'd have thought you knew that.
Although when the army is struggling for recruits and is running short of personnel it's a good idea.

Did you know that the drill Sargent isn't allowed to shout at the men any more.

[The PIT]

"Nigger" has a definition too; doesn't mean we should use it.

Completely different as that meant as a term of abuse. Yob isn't.

[Admiral]

Tut Tut tut.
Did you know that the drill Sargent isn't allowed to shout at the men any more.

What's next, velvet uniforms ?

[The PIT]

What's next, velvet uniforms ?

Nappies I think.