Haynes 'Blue Car' manual?

[Fat Tone]

Just bought my wife a new car (A Vauxhall Agila, cheapest most basic thing there is). Fortunately she chose blue as the red ones just need a B&W cat on the dash and you'd think postman pat was coming

Anyway ISTR seeing a 'Haynes Blue Car Manual' somewhere, almost certainly a spoof joke (although they do do things like 'Man Manual', 'Sex Manual' etc), and I'd like to find it again for her birthday in a couple of weeks. If it was just a joke I'll print it out and cover another book.

Google is failing me...can anyone remember where it was?

[Elie]

You should have bought her the VX-R

[FatBastard]

Just bought my wife a new car ... cheapest most basic thing there is.

... Ahhhh ... the Romance ....

[Fat Tone]

Hehe. For me buying a brand new car is a completely novel concept. Buying any car is a major event. We figured this was a sensible option as it has 3 years warranty, 12month AA recovery, 6 months road tax, tax is 40% cheaper than the old car, insurance is £100 cheaper, and mpg is signicantly better. For the short local journeys she makes, anything more expensive (not that we could afford it anyway) would make less sense. It was also heavily discounted from £6600 to £4995 and then £4395 with the part-ex. The same car two years old doesn't cost much less than that.