(chuck norris) FACT OF THE DAY!

[TransformX]

Chuck Noris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Thanks to: http://bestuff.com/stuff/chuck-norris-facts

[ZokesPro]

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

God wanted to create the earth in 20 days, Chuck Norris gave him 6.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

When the boogey man goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

On and on they go, I can post more if you want. j/k

[Umfriend]

One that I do still remember goes somethng like:

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Have to say, I still get a smile on my face when I think about this one.

[ZokesPro]

One that I do still remember goes somethng like:

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Have to say, I still get a smile on my face when I think about this one.

Hehe, yeah it puts asmile on my face as well.

[jms]

My favorite:

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.