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    I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name.

    Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then??

    Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought. This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate. Hmmm,...or Could He???

    After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High School.
    "yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride.

    "when Did You Graduate?" I Asked.

    He Answered, "in 1959. Why Do You Ask?"

    "you Were In My Class!" I Exclaimed.

    He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Wrinkled Son-of-a-bitch Asked, "what Did You Teach?"
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

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    Titanium is the new bling!
    (you heard from me first!)

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    • #3

      clever
      Chuck
      秋音的爸爸

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        Hey Brian, do you like capitilizing the first letter of every word you type? hehe

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          Hahahahha
          Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
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          That special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, Or maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub-cockle area, Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, We don't know.

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            Hehehehe.

            Great fun!

            ~~DukeP~~

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Elie View Post


              Hey Brian, do you like capitilizing the first letter of every word you type? hehe
              No! The whole thing I copied it from was in capitals, and that is how the MURC forum dealt with it. To correct it would have taken more time than it's worth, hence would be a capital punishment!
              Brian (the devil incarnate)

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Brian Ellis View Post
                No! The whole thing I copied it from was in capitals, and that is how the MURC forum dealt with it. To correct it would have taken more time than it's worth, hence would be a capital punishment!

                *shakes head* LOL
                Titanium is the new bling!
                (you heard from me first!)

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                  Lol

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