Haircut

[Brian Ellis]

WOMENS' VERSION
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CATHY : Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

LISA : Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she
gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's
too fluffy looking?

CATHY : Oh no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get
my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too
wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I
think.

LISA : Are you serious? I think your face is
adorable. And you could easily get one of those
layer cuts, that would look so cute I think. I
was actually going to do that except that I was
afraid it would accent my long neck.

CATHY : Oh, that's funny! I would love to have
your neck! Anything to take attention away from
this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

LISA : Are you kidding? I know girls that would
love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes
so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see
how short they are? If I had your shoulders I
could get clothes to fit me so much easier.



MENS' VERSION
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PETE : Haircut?

DAVE : Yeah!

[Admiral]

MENS' VERSION
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PETE : Haircut?

DAVE : Yeah!

And that's a long dialog, usually life goes on without anyone mentioning it. Except maybe when you had long hair and you cut it short.

[ZokesPro]

Funny, I got my haircut just yesterday and now there's a thread, what a coïnkidink!

[Strahd]

I think if the women's version had gone on just a little bit longer it may have turned into a full blown lesbian encounter.

That's how I'm picturing it anyway...

[az]

LOL Strahd

And hey, I care about my hair! (Really, when I'm reading my comments sometimes I think I'm gay except that I find women attractive)