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The reason why women are psychotic and men are a$$holes, and which came first.
It's all right there in the Book of Genesis. God created the Garden of Eden, and created Adam to tend the garden. Then he created Eve to help Adam out.
Then, one day (now think about this) Eve was walking in the garden when she heard a snake talking to her, telling her to do something that she knew was wrong. Today, in our enlightened age, if a woman heard a snake tell her to do something she knew to be wrong, she would be diagnosed as psychotic, shot full of thorazine, and locked in a rubber room.
Eve, not knowing any better, did what the snake told her to do. Then she told Adam to do it too. Adam, by this time, had probably already figured out that it's easier to do as the woman says and not rock the boat, and he had no reason to think she'd steer him wrong, and also he was probably a little dumb, so he went ahead and did it. And all Hell broke loose.
Adam and Eve were kicked out of the Garden of Eden and left to fend for themselves. Now Adam finally realized that he was stuck with this psychotic woman and no thorazine in sight. So he quickly concluded that the only way to cope with her was to be an a$$hole!
And it's been that way ever since.
Kevin
It's all right there in the Book of Genesis. God created the Garden of Eden, and created Adam to tend the garden. Then he created Eve to help Adam out.
Then, one day (now think about this) Eve was walking in the garden when she heard a snake talking to her, telling her to do something that she knew was wrong. Today, in our enlightened age, if a woman heard a snake tell her to do something she knew to be wrong, she would be diagnosed as psychotic, shot full of thorazine, and locked in a rubber room.
Eve, not knowing any better, did what the snake told her to do. Then she told Adam to do it too. Adam, by this time, had probably already figured out that it's easier to do as the woman says and not rock the boat, and he had no reason to think she'd steer him wrong, and also he was probably a little dumb, so he went ahead and did it. And all Hell broke loose.
Adam and Eve were kicked out of the Garden of Eden and left to fend for themselves. Now Adam finally realized that he was stuck with this psychotic woman and no thorazine in sight. So he quickly concluded that the only way to cope with her was to be an a$$hole!
And it's been that way ever since.
Kevin
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