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  • Best Way To Get Noticed. (NSFW?)

    For some maybe....

    Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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    Puuhhhleeessseee.... [groan]
    Dr. Mordrid
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    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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    • #3
      Aren't ice cubes cheaper and don't they provide the desired result?
      #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

      "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
      people do all day!"

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      • #4
        yep, but the effect is transient. I would be more impressed by a bra with erecting nipples "on demand" by bluetooth control for example...

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        • #5
          Originally posted by NetSnake View Post
          yep, but the effect is transient. I would be more impressed by a bra with erecting nipples "on demand" by bluetooth control for example...
          How cold do you have to be for your teeth to turn blue?
          Chuck
          秋音的爸爸

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          • #6
            I have a collection you guys and ladies would like...

            Sexy-yet-elegant lingerie awaits you at Lingerie Diva, where you’ll find plus-size lingerie, sexy costumes, hosiery and more.


            They're cheap, a good Valentines gift perhaps?

            Enjoy

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