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    A virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular,

    young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited

    her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.



    After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"

    She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

    Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time

    she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The s*x

    finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"



    Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to

    him and softly says, "No."





    Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied,

    Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength,

    he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking,

    clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his

    back, gasping.



    Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly

    and asked again, "You finish?"



    Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "No, I'm Norwegian."
    FT.

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    Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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      Dr. Mordrid
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      I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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