Love and Sex with Robots

[Dr Mordrid]

In Love And Sex With Robots David Levy takes the concept of mechanical sex to a whole new level. Levy, an expert on artificial intelligence (AI), claims that the day humans start having sex with robots is rapidly approaching, forever changing the meaning of lube job

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[Brian Ellis]

There was a young man from Bream
Who invented a wanking machine.
On the ninety-ninth stroke
The bloody thing broke
And whipped his balls into cream!

[Dr Mordrid]

Mettalia loved her young bloke
his pleasure warm'd her poke.
but his mighty vinegar stroke
her CPU flooded, and broke!.
Blue screen of death and no joke.

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[Dr Mordrid]

There once was a girl from St. Mission
Who invented a spaceship position.
She would lie on her back
With feet behind neck
And shout "Liftoff!" and "Ignition!"