In a statistics class the prof was doing a survey of copulation frequency for histogram purposes...
"And you Sir?" "Oh I don't know - 5 times a week maybe."
"And you Miss." "Twice a day every day."
"And you Sir?" "Once a year, once a year!!!" (Jumping up and down.)
"Thats horrible! But why are you so excited?"
"Because tonight's the night!"
"And you Sir?" "Oh I don't know - 5 times a week maybe."
"And you Miss." "Twice a day every day."
"And you Sir?" "Once a year, once a year!!!" (Jumping up and down.)
"Thats horrible! But why are you so excited?"
"Because tonight's the night!"