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> A man who just died is delivered to a Glesga mortuary wearing an
> expensive, expertly tailored black suit. Big Tam the mortician asks the
> deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that
> the man does look very good in the black suit he is already wearing.
>
> The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his
> best in blue She gives Tam a blank cheque and says, 'I don't care what
> it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'
>
> The woman returns the next day. To her delight she finds her husband
> dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit
> fits him perfectly. She says to Tam, 'Whatever the cost, I'm very
> satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did
> you spend?'
>
> To her astonishment, Tam presents her with the blank cheque. 'nae
> charge,' he says.
>
>
> 'No, really, I must pay you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!'
> she says.
>
>
> 'Honestly, hen,' Tam says, 'it didnae cost nothin. You see, a deed man o
> about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left
> yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his
> missus if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit
> insteed, and she said it made nae difference as long as he looked nice.'
>
>
> 'So, I just switched their heids.'
> expensive, expertly tailored black suit. Big Tam the mortician asks the
> deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that
> the man does look very good in the black suit he is already wearing.
>
> The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his
> best in blue She gives Tam a blank cheque and says, 'I don't care what
> it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'
>
> The woman returns the next day. To her delight she finds her husband
> dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit
> fits him perfectly. She says to Tam, 'Whatever the cost, I'm very
> satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did
> you spend?'
>
> To her astonishment, Tam presents her with the blank cheque. 'nae
> charge,' he says.
>
>
> 'No, really, I must pay you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!'
> she says.
>
>
> 'Honestly, hen,' Tam says, 'it didnae cost nothin. You see, a deed man o
> about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left
> yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his
> missus if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit
> insteed, and she said it made nae difference as long as he looked nice.'
>
>
> 'So, I just switched their heids.'
Thanks. I needed That. 
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