Grandson anectote

[Dr Mordrid]

So....we have this adorable grandson named Kaden, 5 years old and cute as a button..curly hair etc.

The other day his parents Chris (our son) and Beth have another couple over for dinner. As they're setting the table Kaden asks if their friends wife would sit next to him. About 10 minutes into the meal he looks at the guys wife (who happens to be a fox), flashes his best smile and says -

"So, tell me a little about yourself..."

He learned from experts

Here's our little Romeo;

[Gurm]

Julie is getting Jacob dressed and says "my, don't you look SHARP, little man! Why do you look so good?"

Jacob says "lookin' good for the ladies!"

Julie snickers and says "what would you say to ladies?"

He says "HELLOOOOO, LADIES!"

*chuckle*

[Dr Mordrid]

The future of the species is assured

[cjolley]

ChooChoo has already had little boys running down the street calling out that they love her.

The future of the species may be assured, but the future of our gender is somewhat bleak.



ChooChoo: "Dad, boys are silly."

Me: "Yes they are honey. But they can be fun. You may have one as a pet when you are 30."

[Gurm]

Logan got off the bus a couple weeks ago - only two weeks into his new school - and two little girls were leaning out the window yelling "bye, Logan!" in tandem.

Julie says: "Who were those girls?"

Logan says: "Oh, they're my friends."

Julie: "Both of them?"

Logan: "They're sisters. They like me."

Julie: "Do you like them?"

Logan: "I guess so, they're nice for girls."

The boy has NO idea how devastating he is to the ladies. I figure cluing him in would ruin it.

[FatBastard]

He learned from experts

And those experts would be? I assume not you
( maybe when the expertises needed is how to clone women, you could teach the boy something )

Me: "Yes they are honey. But they can be fun. You may have one as a pet when you are 30."

what are we talking here? a cage and a leash ? ( for the pets .... of course )

The boy has NO idea how devastating he is to the ladies. I figure cluing him in would ruin it.

Now that's an expert's advice.
if this early in life, he already learned that women go for the ones that treat them like crap, he is well on his way

[Claymonkey]

Now that's an expert's advice.
if this early in life, he already learned that women go for the ones that treat them like crap, he is well on his way

That is easily the hardest lesson for any 'nice guy' to learn. I wish I had learned that one better back in HS/College