How do you pack a 140 pound deer into a BMW convertible?

[VJ]

No air filter? Sucking dust into the engine will hone the cylinders a nice oval shape in a few thousand km!!!

It got busted in the incident...


Jörg

[MultimediaMan]

Vension Au BMW: Deer Burger.

Ground vension (which had been struck at high speed by said BMW), extruded through the front grille, then minced and diced by the finely engineered and built front fan and serpentine belt of the Automobile. We estimate this to be currently the fastest recorded meat grinder on the planet - both in a production sense as well as time to destination.

Further development could result in the meat being fully cooked...

[Dr Mordrid]

Smallish. A lot of Michigan whitetail deer run 300 lbs or more, which would have done a whole lot more damage than that little runt. The largest buck I ever brought home dressed out at over 225 lbs. IIRC the largest was a 402 pounder taken in Wisconsin in the early 80's. Imagine that SOB on the hoof

[cjolley]

Smallish. A lot of Michigan whitetail deer run 300 lbs or more, which would have done a whole lot more damage than that little runt. The largest buck I ever brought home dressed out at over 225 lbs. IIRC the largest was a 402 pounder taken in Wisconsin in the early 80's. Imagine that SOB on the hoof

Child's Play

http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/moose.asp

Yes folks, those are Moose hooves you are looking at

[Brian Ellis]

No moose is good moose! (Sorry, couldn't elk it, deer!)

[Mehen]

A truck driver I know at the gym told me that even Semi drivers have been killed by moose, cuz they're so bloody tall.

[Jon P. Inghram]

When I started driving a semi I was told to simply run over deer, swerve and/or brake to avoid elk, and, if the choice presented itself, drive off the side of a mountain rather than hit a moose. But then again, I talked to a driver who nearly got killed by a deer when the thing jumped up high enough that it was deflected off the hood and smashed into the window instead of bouncing off a fender or radiator grill.