Four Nuns...

[Fat Tone]

Four nuns die in a bus crash. They go up to queue outside St. Peter's gate. When they get to the front, st. Pete asks the first nun "Have you ever seen a penis?" the nun admits that she saw one once, St. Peter " Go wash your eyes in the holy water and go on inside." He asks the second one the question and she telles st. pete that she's touched a penis once. St. Pete tells her to wash her hands in the holy water and go in. Then suddenly the fourth nun in line jumps in front of the third one and shouts:" St. Peter, St. Peter! Could I please wash my mouth in the holy water before sister Mary sits in it?!"

[Brian Ellis]

Rofl