Where's my wife?

[Fat Tone]

... retired rugby player approaches a younger woman inside a shopping
centre.

'Excuse me,' he said. 'I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for
a couple of minutes?'

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the chap, said, 'Sure, do you
know where your wife might be?


'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she
appears out of nowhere...

[Dr Mordrid]

So true it hurts