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    A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer
    asks him, "Have you been in the service?"

    Yes," he says. "I was in the armed forces for three years."

    The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
    employment", and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

    The guy says, "Yes, 100%. A mortar round exploded near me and blew
    my balls off."

    The interviewer tells the guy, "OK, I can hire you right now. The
    hours are from 8:00 AM till 5:00 PM. You can start tomorrow. Come in
    at 10:00 AM"

    The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 AM to 5:00 PM
    then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM?"

    "This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two
    hours we just stand around scratching our balls. No point in you
    coming in for that."
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Speaking as a former civil servant I can guarantee you that the ball scratching ends at 12:00 noon, not 10:00 am
    Dr. Mordrid
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    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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    • #3
      ...Barely leaving enough time for lunch and afternoon tea before knocking off
      FT.

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