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  • I have some bad news Sasq...

    They found your cousin DEAD!



    Is Bigfoot for real?

    Maybe...

    A Clayton County Police officer says he and a friend have the body of a Bigfoot.

    The animal -- a legendary, hairy hominid that supposedly lives in remote forests -- is said to be dead, frozen, and "shocking."

    Matthew Whitton, a 28-year-old, who has been with the department for six years, and Rick Dyer, a 31-year-old former correctional officer, posted a video on youtube.com, last week, claiming to have the male Bigfoot corpse.

    Whitton and Dyer co-own bigfoottracker.com, offering exploration expeditions in the North Georgia Mountains,
    Now we just have to wait and see.
    It was supposed to be dna tested yesterday, but I wouldn't be surprised if it has been reported stolen or "it came to life and escaped"
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

  • #2
    Big surprise, they just announced that this was determined to be a hoax. The first clue was when the hair sample melted into a ball. They since were able to detect a rubber costume once the ice began to thaw.
    <TABLE BGCOLOR=Red><TR><TD><Font-weight="+1"><font COLOR=Black>The world just changed, Sep. 11, 2001</font></Font-weight></TR></TD></TABLE>

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    • #3
      Some ****oles will do anything for their fifteen minutes.

      Kevin

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      • #4
        And all those Yeti hunters would have to do is sign into MURC

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