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The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing of one letter, and supply a new definition.
My favourite is
Testiculation - the art of frantically waving your arms around whilst talking bollocks.
but here are some others
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ****ole.
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you realize it was your money to start with.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.
Glibido: All talk and no action.
My favourite is
Testiculation - the art of frantically waving your arms around whilst talking bollocks.
but here are some others
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ****ole.
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you realize it was your money to start with.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.
Glibido: All talk and no action.
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