Joke for Friday

[cjolley]

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.


"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.

Is something bothering you?"


Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."


The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."



"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."



The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,

"You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."



The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"



"1955, ma'am."



"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.



Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."



The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch:
"I hope not; it's only 2130 now."

[Fat Tone]

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[lowlifecat]

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[VJ]

A priest and his assistant (we call it 'koster', but I don't know the English translation) are talking in church.
Priest: "It has been a while since your last confession..."
Koster: "Euhm, yes..."
Priest: "Why not go to confession now?"

So both of them go to the confession booth. They both take place, and the priest says:
"Who drinks the priest's wine, when the priest is out of town?"
Koster: "What?"
Priest repeats:"Who drinks the wine, when the priest is out of town?"
Koster: "I can't understand you! It sounds like the confession booth is broken..."
The priest tries again, but the koster insists he can't hear it.
Koster: "We should change places, then you can hear for yourself".

So both change places, and the koster goes:
"Who fools around with the koster's wife, when the koster is out of town?"

The priest steps out of the confession box, and says to the koster:
"Yes, it is broken... We should order a new one!"