The latest Vatican disclosure: the 7 deadly sins are: genetic modification, experiments on the person, environmental pollution, taking or selling illegal drugs, social injustice, causing poverty and financial greed.
Forgive me, Father, I have sinned.
My son, how have you sinned?
Father, I took my girl friend out in my SUV and we did it three times in the back.
How many kilometres did you do to find the right romantic place?
Father, 40 km each way.
My son, for 16 kg of CO2, you must say 16 Hail Marys. Ego te absolvo!
Forgive me, Father, I have sinned.
My son, how have you sinned?
Father, I took my girl friend out in my SUV and we did it three times in the back.
How many kilometres did you do to find the right romantic place?
Father, 40 km each way.
My son, for 16 kg of CO2, you must say 16 Hail Marys. Ego te absolvo!
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