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  • Shatner Quake!!

    Found this on Amazon.com

    Wrong...just wrong



    It's Shatner VS Shatners!

    William Shatner? William Shatner. WILLIAM SHATNER!!! It's the first ShatnerCon with William Shatner as the guest of honor! But after a failed terrorist attack by Campbellians, a crazy terrorist cult that worships Bruce Campbell, all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner.

    Featuring: Captain Kirk, TJ Hooker, Denny Crane, Rescue 911 Shatner, Singer Shatner, Shakespearean Shatner, Twilight Zone Shatner, Cartoon Kirk, Esperanto Shatner, Priceline Shatner, SNL Shatner, and - of course - William Shatner!

    No costumed con-goer will be spared in their wave of destruction, no redshirt will make it out alive, and not even the Klingons will be able to stand up to a deranged Captain Kirk with a lightsaber. But these Shatner-clones are about to learn a hard lesson...that the real William Shatner doesn't take crap from anybody. Not even himself.

    It's Shatnertastic!
    Dr. Mordrid
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    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

  • #2
    LOL
    I wonder if Shatner commissioned it himself.
    That sounds like something he'd do


    PS Reminds me of Harry Harrison's "Star Smashers of the Galaxy Rangers" for some reason.
    Chuck
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    • #3
      I hope Shatner directs the movie!

      Kevin

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      • #4
        Who is this Jeff Burk anyways?... i wonder
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