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Originally posted by Brian Ellis View Post
Once again proof that science and the grant process needs a healthy dose of common sense.Dr. Mordrid
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Imagine:
at the doctors:
"Doctor, I have a headache... Can you subscripe some pills?"
"No, but I'll give you a list of swearwords..."
at the chemist:
"Is this aspirine any good?"
"Na, that is old school. What you need is this."
"A piece of paper?"
"Yep, that will be 15 euro"
"WTF? Hey, my headache is over!"
"Rats, again no sale..."
And in the future:
"We are seeing pains that are resistent to some swearwords..."
"Quick, file for a research grant that will allow us to invent some new ones!"
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