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In another off the wall sex offense was a guy down south last year who was caught in the act having sex with a mare by its owner. He was sentenced to probation and psychiatric care - after which he was put on meds.
Last week, almost year to the day, the same horse's owner thought some of the things in its stall were rearranged - a hay bale was behind the horse; several horse blankets were moved; the horse was acting odd and earlier it had to get treatment for vaginal infections.
Soooo....she puts things back and installs a security camera.
On reviewing the tape she sees guess who doing the horse? Rather than call the cops, thinking they wouldn't have enough proof with just the tape (unclear face etc.), she grabs her shotgun and stakes out the barn. Right on schedule she catches Mr. Stupid in the act, again.
Bye Bye probationDr. Mordrid
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