Great camel toe photo

[Brian Ellis]

[Kruzin]

Camel foot?

Dang...thought you said Camel TOE:

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/cameltoe-4954.jpg

[Fat Tone]

Camel foot?

Dang...thought you said Camel TOE:
http://media.urbandictionary.com/ima...eltoe-4954.jpg

You were supposed to!

[Brian Ellis]

Sorry! Lapsus! Corrected, but doesn't appear in menu.

[VJ]

Well, euhm, in all honesty: the title and the contents of the post match...
But it got some laughs after all, and isn't that the point?

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[degrub]

ahhh.........the camel toe spider. It's rare to get close-up shots and live to tell about it.

[Dr Mordrid]

Sorry! Lapsus! Corrected, but doesn't appear in menu.

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Yes it can

Done.

Lapsus 'eh?

According to early Freud writings a lapsus indicates an unconscious desire.

Anything you want to share regarding camels Brian?

[Brian Ellis]

The word 'lapsus' entered into the English language in the early 17th century, meaning a slip, some 200 years before Freud, who was queer, anyway, trying to give a sexual connotation to the most innocent things.


Yes, I have something to say about camels:

The sexual life of the camel
Is not what everyone thinks,
When, at night, alone in the desert,
It tries to bugger the Sphinx.
But the Spinx's posterior passage
Is blocked by the sands of the Nile,
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.

[Dr Mordrid]

The word 'lapsus' entered into the English language in the early 17th century, meaning a slip, some 200 years before Freud, who was queer, anyway, trying to give a sexual connotation to the most innocent things.

All true, but that didn't matter as much as ribbing you just a bit

[Fat Tone]

There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want."
The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr."
After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?"

[Brian Ellis]

There was a guy in Tunisia who wanted to cross the Sahara. He went to the best camel dealer in town and said he wanted a camel with sufficient water capacity to cross the desert. The dealer offered him his best camel, saying he was sure that this one would do the job. After much haggling he bought the beast. The dealer told him to take the animal to the water hole and to brick it. Not wanting to appear ignorant, he went off and let the camel drink until it would drink no more. He then started his trip. He was half-way across the desert when the camel started to falter and a few hours later it collapsed, obviously suffering from the lack of water. The follwing morning its soul left it to that paradise where Allah gives camels all the water they need. Bereft, in the middle of the desert, our brave man thought that he, too, would go to Allah as he could not walk a thousand km to his destination in Nigeria. Resigned to die, he prayed that the Merciful would take him fast. Looking up from his prayers, he saw a whole caravan of camels approaching from the South. He could not believe his luck. He negotiated with the caravan driver the cost to hitch a ride back to Tunis. After three days he reached there and went directly to the camel dealer to claim his money back as the camel had died half-way across the desert. He was asked whether he had bricked his camel. He replied no, what did it mean? You didn't brick your camel; it's no wonder it died. When you took the camel to the water hole, as it showed sign of satisfaction, but while its head is still sucking up the water, you should have taken two bricks and slammed them together on its testicles. The pain will cause it to suck up as much water again as it had already drunk. If you had done that, you would already be on the coast of Nigeria.