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    As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral
    director to play at a grave side service for a homeless man. He had no
    family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the
    Kentucky back-country.

    As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost; and being a typical
    man, I didn't stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late and saw
    that the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in
    sight.

    There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I
    felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of
    the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't
    know what else to do, so I started to play.

    The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played
    out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played
    like I've never played before for this homeless man.

    And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I
    wept, we all wept together. When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and
    started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

    As I was opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "Sweet
    Mother of Jesus, I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been
    putting in septic tanks for twenty years."
    Chuck
    秋音的爸爸

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    Dr. Mordrid
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      You expect something along those lines, but the punchline is delivered perfectly!
      pixar
      Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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