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Death of an Old Cow
DEATH OF THE OLD COW
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, the limo hits it full on, and the
car comes to a stop.
Nancy , in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, "You get out
and check--you were driving."
So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead - but
it was old.
"You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer," Nancy orders.
Two hours later,the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled, and
with a big grin on his face.
"Good golly, what happened to you?" asks Nancy. The chauffeur replies,
"When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whiskey,
the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me."
"What on earth did you say to deserve all that?" asks Nancy.
The chauffeur replied: "Well, I just knocked on the door and when it opened I said to them,
"I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, the limo hits it full on, and the
car comes to a stop.
Nancy , in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, "You get out
and check--you were driving."
So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead - but
it was old.
"You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer," Nancy orders.
Two hours later,the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled, and
with a big grin on his face.
"Good golly, what happened to you?" asks Nancy. The chauffeur replies,
"When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whiskey,
the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me."
"What on earth did you say to deserve all that?" asks Nancy.
The chauffeur replied: "Well, I just knocked on the door and when it opened I said to them,
"I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."
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