Pirate Joke

[TransformX]

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his crotch.
The bartender looks up and says, "Arr, mate (it was a pirate bar) did ye know ye've got a ship's wheel on yer crotch?"
The pirate growls and says, "Aye, I know.. It drives me nuts!"

[VJ]

a classic...

A rabbi, a priest and a reverend walk in to a bar...
The bartender looks up and says "Is this the beginning of a joke?"