What job do you SAY you do?

[Fat Tone]

We've all been there.

They say, "so what do you do?"

I make the mistake of saying "I'm in I.T.".

They glaze over or hold their breath until they turn blue and pass out.

So...what do you say instead?

I've considered Porn Star, F1 driver and Hollywood actor, but I don't think they'll believe me.

[Dilitante1]

I've considered Porn Star,.

LOL

I say LAN and phone administration for my cable co .....then if they are curious what that means then I elaborate.....

[Jammrock]

"I fix stuff"

[Elie]

Any of the following...

Marketing
Sales
Operations
Media
Producer
Editor
videographer
Photographer
Security
Artist
Transporter
Driver
Psychologist
Physiotherapist
Osteopath
Therapist
I do computers

[KRSESQ]

I've found that "Independent business owner" has considerable street cred, even though my operation is about as churchmouse as it gets. In fact I've been thinking about incorporating as "Churchmouse Industries."

Kevin

[High_Jumbllama]

I am The Most Interesting man in the world.

[Dr Mordrid]

Founder and President, National Bank of Dad

[UtwigMU]

Out of job at the moment. I'll spend next two weeks further applying for jobs. If there's nothing I'll expand on my freelancing.

Job market really sucks. I've looked through sites of 80 top companies here and they are hardly looking for anyone. A housekeeper here a baker in a supermarket there.

[ALBPM]

I am a janitor at the Evil Empire....

[cjolley]

Computer Programmer.
No one EVER answers "Oh, tell me more."

[Fat Tone]

True Chuck, but they do often say 'Ah, I've got this...", and "could you just...". Not gonna happen if you say you are a fluffer

[Evildead666]

"Computers", Just not literally

[Brian Ellis]

Retired!

[jms]

Systems Analyst.

[jms]

True Chuck, but they do often say 'Ah, I've got this...", and "could you just...". Not gonna happen if you say you are a fluffer

ROFLMAO