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So since the prospect of raised spending ceiling is uncertain and since USA has pulled from many military engagements, Pentagon decided to retire three top brass generals. So they call them into a meeting room and tell them they will give them severance package the size of inches between body parts of their choice x 1000 USD.
The first general comes and tells them to measure between his toes and top of his head. They measure and give him a severance package of 76.000 USD
The 2nd general comes and tells them to measure distance between fingers when his arms are stretched.
They measure and he walks home with 80.000 USD
The 3d general comes and tells them to measure from the tip of his penis to his balls.
He unzips his pants, they start measuring. Then they ask him: "Where are your balls?" To which he replies: "In Vietnam."
The first general comes and tells them to measure between his toes and top of his head. They measure and give him a severance package of 76.000 USD
The 2nd general comes and tells them to measure distance between fingers when his arms are stretched.
They measure and he walks home with 80.000 USD
The 3d general comes and tells them to measure from the tip of his penis to his balls.
He unzips his pants, they start measuring. Then they ask him: "Where are your balls?" To which he replies: "In Vietnam."