Little Nefertiti

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Little Nefertiti comes to school one day. The teacher says: OK children, take out your papyri and your styli and start writing.

The teacher then proceeds to dictate: "Our omnipotent God Amon-Ra..."

The little Nefertiti raises hand. What is it, asks the teacher. I'm sorry, I was missing the last time. Do you spell omnipotent with two or three dicks?

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A pirate with wooden leg, hook and eye-patch is drinking rum in a bar, when barman asks him: How did you loose your leg?
I was swimming around ship when shark came and bit off my leg
How did you loose your hand?
We attacked another ship, it was cut-off by a sword.
And the eye?
I was looking at the sky when a seagull pooed right on my eye.

Can you loose eye like this?

No, but it was mi first day with the hook.