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  • A priest and a shepherd....

    A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It is city in Africa.

    The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration:

    "I was a father all my life,
    I had no children, had no wife,
    I read the bible through and through
    on my way to Timbuktu ... "

    The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd, with his winning masterpiece:

    "When Tim and I to Brisbane went
    We met three women cheap to rent.
    They were three and we were two,
    So I booked one and Tim Booked Two ... "
    pixar
    Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

  • #2
    Ha! Upun my word!
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

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    • #3
      Lol
      PC-1 Fractal Design Arc Mini R2, 3800X, Asus B450M-PRO mATX, 2x8GB B-die@3800C16, AMD Vega64, Seasonic 850W Gold, Black Ice Nemesis/Laing DDC/EKWB 240 Loop (VRM>CPU>GPU), Noctua Fans.
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      • #4
        Hehe
        FT.

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