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  • Little Red riding hood Jewish version (joke)

    Heard this one in Russian originally.

    Little red riding hood was getting ready to take pyrogi to grandma who lived in the forest. While she was getting dressed packed, folding cloth neatly, mother told her:

    Once you get to grandma, she will be telling you why her eyes are so big, why her arms are hairy and why her teeth are so sharp. Don't listen to anything she says, stay firm.

    Pyrogi with meat cost 5 and with cabbage cost 3.


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