Flush afterwards!
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-Dilly
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-Dilly
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Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it
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..remain seated during the entire performance.
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Andrei, would you use them if your TP was out?
Jordâ„¢Comment
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"I need TP ! TP for my ..."
Guess not, I'll just shout for someone to bring me a new roll of TP.Comment
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I usually ponder when the other Muad'Dib is going to steal some more porn and make me look bad....
Dimitri"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: His eyes are closed"
--- Albert Einstein
"Drag racing is for people that don't know how to brake and downshift at the same time."Comment
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well ... poop ! 
Despite my nickname causing confusion, I am not female ...
ASRock Fatal1ty X79 Professional
Intel Core i7-3930K@4.3GHz
be quiet! Dark Rock Pro 2
4x 8GB G.Skill TridentX PC3-19200U@CR1
2x MSI N670GTX PE OC (SLI)
OCZ Vertex 4 256GB
4x2TB Seagate Barracuda Green 5900.3 (2x4TB RAID0)
Super Flower Golden Green Modular 800W
Nanoxia Deep Silence 1
LG BH10LS38
LG DM2752D 27" 3DComment
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Yes, the Japanese have systems better than stupid toilet papger.
Kimberly Clark, and thus Cottonelle, have recently released the first pre-moistened roll of TP. While pre-moistened TP has existed in box form for a while, and some people have used baby wipes as well, this is the first one on a roll.
bWhy do today what you can put off until tomorrow? But why put off until tomorrow what you can put off altogether?Comment
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Ooo, gotta get me some of that. Rest assured, my first house will have a bidet.
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Andrew
Carpe CerevisiLady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry CoxComment
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Hey Paul-
It actually did happen to me in 1989 -- not during the initial quake, but the next day, at work, during an aftershock. Talk about feeling vulnerable....
My rig: P4 3.0GHz; Asus P4C800E; 1GB DDR 3200; AIW Radeon 9800 Pro; WD 120GB SATA; Plextor DVD burner; Liteon DVD reader; Audigy 2ZS; Logitech Z560 4.1; NEC FE991SB
Kid's rig: AMD XP 1600+; 512MB ram; GF4 Ti4600; Maxtor 60GB; Plextor CD burner; Sony DVD reader; SB Live; Cambridge 4.1 speakers; NEC FE991SB
Other kid's rig: Athlon 2700+; ASUS A7N8X mobo; 512MB PC3200 ram; GF4 Ti4600; Maxtor 80GB; SB Live; Cambridge 2.1; NEC FE991SB; Liteon DVD-ROM
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Now that had to suck. I could imagine sitting there, trying to decide whether to bolt for the nearest doorway or stay where you are and hope the ceiling doesn't come crashing down on you.
Paul
paulcs@flashcom.netComment
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..clean the lint out from between my toes
System 1:
AMD 1.4 AYJHA-Y factory unlocked @ 1656 with Thermalright SK6 and 7k Delta fan
Epox 8K7A
2x256mb Micron pc-2100 DDR
an AGP port all warmed up and ready to be stuffed full of Parhelia II+
SBLIVE 5.1
Maxtor 40g 7,200 @ ATA-100
IBM 40GB 7,200 @ ATA-100
Pinnacle DV Plus firewire
3Com Hardware Modem
Teac 20/10/40 burner
Antec 350w power supply in a Colorcase 303usb Stainless
New system: Under developmentComment
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I sit and wonder why there are so many long POOP Threads in the Soap Box lately.
Paul
"Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"Comment
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Because poop is the cheese of the new millennium.
Let TechTV/ZDTV steal that from us!
Paul
paucls@flashcom.netComment
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When I'm poopin', I like to pick my nose, and flick the boogers onto the wall across from the throne. I try to make them hit the wall in patterns, with the eventual goal being to make a portrait of Ben Franklin.
What do you do with your boogers?Comment
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