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  • Slurpee
    mini MURCer
    • Jun 2001
    • 14

    #31
    Mainframe

    yo mama so stupid, she went to
    the movies and seen a sign that

    said under 16 not admitted, so

    she went home and got 15 of her

    friends.
    Sometimes they die.
    Sometimes they walk away.
    Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.

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    • cbman
      Super MURCer
      • Mar 2001
      • 1136

      #32
      I think you guys are just jelous because I have more meat to spare then you could ever dream of.

      When I wash my wang its an all day job.



      BTW... Your Momma's so fat, when she went to the prom, Her Limo was a refurbished dumptruck.

      I made that one up all by myself.
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      • Strahd
        Super MURCer
        • Jun 2000
        • 960

        #33
        cbman
        Yo momma so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball!

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        #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

        "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
        people do all day!"

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        • Slurpee
          mini MURCer
          • Jun 2001
          • 14

          #34
          CBMAN

          Your mamas so fat when she goes to the zoo
          all the elephants sing "we are family"

          Sometimes they die.
          Sometimes they walk away.
          Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.

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          • Slurpee
            mini MURCer
            • Jun 2001
            • 14

            #35
            Your mum's so fat that your dad burns his ass on the light bulb when they're screwing.

            Sometimes they die.
            Sometimes they walk away.
            Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.

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            • Slurpee
              mini MURCer
              • Jun 2001
              • 14

              #36
              Strahd

              your mama is so slutty she worked at a sperm bank and got fired for drinking on the job
              Sometimes they die.
              Sometimes they walk away.
              Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.

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              • Strahd
                Super MURCer
                • Jun 2000
                • 960

                #37
                Slurpee
                Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!
                #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

                "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
                people do all day!"

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                • Slurpee
                  mini MURCer
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 14

                  #38
                  Strahd

                  your mama is so tall she did a back filp and kick jesus in the forehead
                  Sometimes they die.
                  Sometimes they walk away.
                  Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.

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                  • Strahd
                    Super MURCer
                    • Jun 2000
                    • 960

                    #39
                    Yo punkass don't be makin' no fun of poor jesus!!!!

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                    [This message has been edited by Strahd (edited 13 June 2001).]
                    #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

                    "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
                    people do all day!"

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                    • Slurpee
                      mini MURCer
                      • Jun 2001
                      • 14

                      #40
                      strahd

                      <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Strahd:
                      Yo punkass don't be makin' no fun of poor jesus!!!!

                      </font>
                      Makin fun of yo momma DUM DUM not JESUS heck I don't think that it is funny for anyone to get kicked in the head

                      YOUR MOMMA SO OLD SHE SAT BEHIND JESUS IN THE THIRD GRADE.

                      [This message has been edited by Slurpee (edited 13 June 2001).]
                      Sometimes they die.
                      Sometimes they walk away.
                      Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.

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                      • Strahd
                        Super MURCer
                        • Jun 2000
                        • 960

                        #41
                        Good then.

                        Well if that's the case, Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
                        #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

                        "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
                        people do all day!"

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                        • Guru
                          Super MURCer
                          • Nov 1999
                          • 6018

                          #42
                          LOL!
                          According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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                          • cbman
                            Super MURCer
                            • Mar 2001
                            • 1136

                            #43
                            Your Momma's so fat that when she moves the earth shifts orbit.

                            Your Momma's so fat that she has her own gravity field.

                            My wang is so big that I have to hang a red cloth on the end if I walk anywhere so that I don't get arrested for a traffic violation.

                            My wang is so big that I have to have pants with 3 legs so that I can actually move.

                            My wang is so big that even though I lost my one leg in the war I still have no problem standing or walking, (Unless a hottie walks by... then I end up flat on my back with my "Leg" in the air)
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                            Lenovo Ideapad S10e, 2GB, 500GB, 10", OS X 10.5.8

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                            • Strahd
                              Super MURCer
                              • Jun 2000
                              • 960

                              #44
                              ROTFLMAO

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                              This message has been edited by Strahd
                              #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

                              "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
                              people do all day!"

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                              • Guru
                                Super MURCer
                                • Nov 1999
                                • 6018

                                #45
                                Yes yes we all know you have a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush!
                                According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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