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  • ALBPM
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 3868

    #46
    LOL......... Is that a Finnish original guru?????

    Paul
    "Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"

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    • Strahd
      Super MURCer
      • Jun 2000
      • 960

      #47
      Guru,

      Are you talking about the actual neck or that limp thing that dangles on a turkey's forhead?

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      #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

      "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
      people do all day!"

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      • Guru
        Super MURCer
        • Nov 1999
        • 6018

        #48
        cbman's dick is as much of use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition!

        Sorry cb!
        According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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        • Guru
          Super MURCer
          • Nov 1999
          • 6018

          #49
          Here is a "new" one: American beer

          It's like making love in a canoe! Fvcking close to water!


          According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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          • Guru
            Super MURCer
            • Nov 1999
            • 6018

            #50
            cbman is there anything you would like to share with us?

            According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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            • Pneumatic
              MURCer
              • Apr 2000
              • 839

              #51
              Uh, this thread has turned very gay.

              Your momma is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said "to be continued.."

              (The artist formerly known as Kindness!)

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              • Rags
                Super MURCer
                • Aug 1999
                • 4052

                #52
                It's obvious you guys have no intellect if all you can do is flame people by coming up with "yo momma" comments

                Rags

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                • Strahd
                  Super MURCer
                  • Jun 2000
                  • 960

                  #53
                  Oh great FLame rags. Way to go. That one was real original.

                  By the way Rags,

                  Yo Momma.

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                  #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

                  "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
                  people do all day!"

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                  • Helevitia
                    Super MURCer
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 6628

                    #54
                    yeah, but they are funny as hell!

                    Anyway Rags, you were the one who told me that it's been so long since you had sex that when you beat off(masturbate), you started fantasizing about the last time you beat off! hehe

                    Dave
                    Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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                    • ALBPM
                      Super MURCer
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 3868

                      #55
                      OH!!!! That's a good one....I mean that's BAD!!!

                      Paul
                      "Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"

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                      • Rags
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 4052

                        #56
                        Oh yeah, since Dave's wife is already satisified by me, he doesn't get any sex at all, so when he needs to be satisfied, he has to use the back of his hand to make it feel like he's with a new partner.

                        Rags

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                        • ALBPM
                          Super MURCer
                          • Aug 1999
                          • 3868

                          #57
                          Now remember "safety" first watch out for those repetitive Stress injuries....LOL

                          Paul
                          "Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"

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                          • Helevitia
                            Super MURCer
                            • Aug 1999
                            • 6628

                            #58
                            now now, I didn't say anything about your family so try and keep the flames directed at me or I'm gonna have to FRY YOU! MWAHAHAHA!

                            Besides, I had to prove to my wife that you could show her nothing at all Thanks for proving me point Atleast I have a hand to use, you keep going back to those sheep, EWE! You limo-ridin-quiche-eatin-cucumber lovin-sheep-lover!
                            Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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                            • SwAmPy
                              mini MURCer
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 59

                              #59
                              Whats the difference between Dave and a freezer?

                              A freezer doesn't scream when you take the meat out of it.




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                              SwAmPy

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                              • Rags
                                Super MURCer
                                • Aug 1999
                                • 4052

                                #60
                                Hey Dave, the Hanson boys called....they want their hair-do back!

                                Rags

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