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Mike was trying to get rid of the wires in his head when a transwarp portal opened and Thimothy stepped through (If indiana can bring the Pink llama back I can bring Thimothy
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Timothy hoisted steve back through the portal and then went through himself.
"Welcome to the Narly guzzer" I'm M0rp3us! a person who didn't resemble Laurence Fishburne at all said!
"Lets get you cleaned, you look like you've lived your life in a container filled with goey liquid" he continued......If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
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Technoid,
Could you translate your posts into English before posting?
I think you're shooting for the space7 award.
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Mike passed away, he was shocked buy what happened to him. When he woke up he was laying on a soft bed and a hot chick was taking car of the wounds caused by the wires...System : ASUS A8N SLI premium, Athlon 64X2 3800+, 2Gb, T7K500 320Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb ATA133, Nec ND-3520, Plextor PX130A, SB Audigy 2, Sapphire Radeon X800 GTO, 24" Dell 2407WFP.
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then the holodeck program turned off as Capt Picard called him over the intercom. He was about to reply, when he realized he was stuck in a bad episode Star Trek...and he was the red shirted ensign! "That was some pretty nice graphics," he mumbled, "I wonder what kind of graphics processor they use?"
"The holodeck is powered by the new Matrox Holohelia 10k."
"Stupid computer," he muttered.
"I heard that," the computer replied and opened the holodeck door...“Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get outâ€
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He quickly stepped in again when a horde of elephants raced through the corridor!.....
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edit:/He quickly stepped in again when a horde of elephants raced through the coridoor!.....
(see Gurm, no hard words for you to fuzz about )/
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Last edited by Technoid; 22 April 2002, 12:56.If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
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A booming voice almost crashed his eardrums: "That's *corridor*, you hopeless non-native-English son of a..."
O my Lord.
Could it be? Yes, it was... The Ghost of Gu-Urm! Quickly, he tried to hide under the nearest couch. Too late! The Ghost of Gu-Urm grabbed his...Comment
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LOWER YOUR WEAPON!
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
Ghost of Gu-Urm blasted away at the oncoming hoard of Borgs with little or no effectIf there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
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However in his hand he also had the latest Via drivers which he uploaded too....Comment
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the Borgs main system in the hope to induce a system failure. But to no effect. As last resort he then installed a copy of Creatives new Oddigy drivers and suddenly the Borgs staggered, giving a strange high-pitched sound, called the "squeal of death"....Originally posted by The PIT
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Mike suddenly realized that Borg were switching to a Game Theater XP and thought of a new plan. "Computer," he screamed, "look up in the historical archive and upload WindowsMe to the Borg!"
The Borg ship suddenly began flashing lights! It began to spin around in circles as if possesed. Chunks of the Borg cube began flinging off every which way. Then, without hesitation, it suddenly stopped. A voice boomed over the intercom.
"Foolish humans, we assimilated a human colony in sector gamma-1. We now have Linux and Windows XP to run our servers and desktops. Resistence is futile you will be..."
From the depths of space, a new ship appeared. A surprisingly geeky voice, especially considering the Star Trek'eque future, came on the intercom. "I am Bill Gates, of Micorosft. We have detected an licensing violation on Borg ship alpha-239. You are only licensed to use 600 copied of Windows XP this year, and you are using 601! My lawyers will now board your ship assimilate the collective. Resistence is..."“Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get outâ€
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...The borg immediatly fired explosive pinguins at Bill Gates ship. A few of them exlpoded on the hull and opened a breach.
Gates replied with his bug guns and the Borg shp losts half oh its power and controls.
Mike thought it might be good idea to leave as the fight was becoming real hard.
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"Seven of Nine!" At last, Mike's dream was going somewhere he could look forward to. "Clothing is irrelevant, Mike", said Seven, "Come, follow me...". As they walked through the door into the red velvet lined room, Seven transformed into Mike's ultimate desire - Kes. Unfortunately, the red material rose up and covered their naked bodies..."OH NO!", said Mike, "Never wear red!".Last edited by Fat Tone; 23 April 2002, 01:19.FT.Comment
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