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  • Fat Tone
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7579

    #1

    Ask me a question...

    I'll tell you no lies!
    FT.
  • Technoid
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 7645

    #2
    Sure!

    Whats the meaning of life?
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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    • Fat Tone
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 7579

      #3
      42. Next.
      FT.

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      • az
        Moderator
        • Feb 2001
        • 9336

        #4
        What is the fastest and most secure way mto get rich?

        Ask God?

        So, would you please make me rich?

        AZ
        There's an Opera in my macbook.

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        • KeiFront
          Super MURCer
          • Sep 2001
          • 2668

          #5
          Are you really God?
          Main: Dual Xeon LV2.4Ghz@3.1Ghz | 3X21" | NVidia 6800 | 2Gb DDR | SCSI
          Second: Dual PIII 1GHz | 21" Monitor | G200MMS + Quadro 2 Pro | 512MB ECC SDRAM | SCSI
          Third: Apple G4 450Mhz | 21" Monitor | Radeon 8500 | 1,5Gb SDRAM | SCSI

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          • ZokesPro
            Serial Murcerer
            • Sep 2000
            • 8325

            #6
            Which PSU should I get? an Enermax or an Antec?
            Titanium is the new bling!
            (you heard from me first!)

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            • Strahd
              Super MURCer
              • Jun 2000
              • 960

              #7
              Why does everyone want to know the meaning of life?
              #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

              "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
              people do all day!"

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              • Guru
                Super MURCer
                • Nov 1999
                • 6018

                #8
                Originally posted by ZokesPro
                Which PSU should I get? an Enermax or an Antec?
                Have both and the Antec TruPower makes less noice!
                According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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                • Drizzt
                  Super MURCer
                  • Oct 1999
                  • 1314

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Tony Andrews
                  42. Next.
                  This is the perfect reply. You are my god now
                  Sat on a pile of deads, I enjoy my oysters.

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                  • Technoid
                    Super MURCer
                    • Sep 1999
                    • 7645

                    #10
                    That was how I planned it
                    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                    • TdB
                      Super MURCer
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 1238

                      #11
                      Ask me a question...
                      Why?
                      This sig is a shameless atempt to make my post look bigger.

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                      • Fat Tone
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 7579

                        #12
                        TDB - The more cynical amongst you might suggest I am looking for a way to speed to that magic 1000 posts. Others may feel it is just altruism.
                        FT.

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                        • Fat Tone
                          Super MURCer
                          • Aug 1999
                          • 7579

                          #13
                          Drizzt - are you too a H2G2 fan?
                          FT.

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                          • Fat Tone
                            Super MURCer
                            • Aug 1999
                            • 7579

                            #14
                            Az - think up an illegal plan, such as a heist. Then get someone else who cannot be connected to you to carry it out on your behalf without realising its true value.

                            Or write to the Queen.
                            FT.

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                            • Fat Tone
                              Super MURCer
                              • Aug 1999
                              • 7579

                              #15
                              Zokes - like Guru said - have both
                              FT.

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