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  • Fat Tone
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7579

    #31
    Hmmm...Errrr...It was Rhetorical....or in the style of Yoda....I think.



    FT.

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    • KvHagedorn
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 10725

      #32
      Originally posted by BuddMan
      What's with that far off stare a cat gets after he licks his own ass?
      Ahh.. a deep one. Well, BuddMan, you will only truly know the answer to this when you can lick your own ass. I suggest contortion lessons and exercises to help you achieve this mystical goal.
      Last edited by KvHagedorn; 23 August 2002, 00:42.

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      • Fat Tone
        Super MURCer
        • Aug 1999
        • 7579

        #33
        Having your lower ribs removed will also help!
        FT.

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        • az
          Moderator
          • Feb 2001
          • 9336

          #34
          I think there are only 0.3% (or was it three? Don't remember) of men who can give themselves a BJ - I don't think even the master of all masturbators could lick his own behind

          AZ
          There's an Opera in my macbook.

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          • Pace
            Super MURCer
            • Feb 2000
            • 3414

            #35
            Depends on where your ass is. Could think of a few people on MURC whose ass is located between their nose and chin

            P.
            Meet Jasmine.
            flickr.com/photos/pace3000

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            • ZokesPro
              Serial Murcerer
              • Sep 2000
              • 8325

              #36
              Originally posted by Tony Andrews
              Having your lower ribs removed will also help!
              Hehe, I know for a fact that removing several lower ribs does not help. That's a myth.

              My best friend, when he was 5 years old, had an operation and they had to remove several bottom ribs. He told me this not too long ago and I asked him if it improved his flexibility, he laughed, shook his head and turned to me and said no.

              I figure that your spinal cord has to be pretty flexible and that your ribs have nothing to do with this.


              Originally posted by Tony Andrews
              I'll tell you no lies!
              Oh really?

              Originally posted by Tony Andrews
              Having your lower ribs removed will also help!
              Caught in a lie!
              Last edited by ZokesPro; 23 August 2002, 08:15.
              Titanium is the new bling!
              (you heard from me first!)

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              • Lizzard[MPE]
                Avatar Tease
                Moderator
                • Nov 2000
                • 3911

                #37
                i'm not so sure i even wanna think about the .3% of the male population that can give themselves a bj. thats just not right
                www.lizziemorrison.com

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                • thop
                  Super MURCer
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 2536

                  #38
                  what really disturbs me is not the fact that .3% of the male population can do it but that they do it!
                  no matrox, no matroxusers.

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                  • GNEP
                    Super MURCer
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 5241

                    #39
                    would you spit or swallow?

                    DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                    • ZokesPro
                      Serial Murcerer
                      • Sep 2000
                      • 8325

                      #40
                      Originally posted by GNEP
                      would you spit or swallow?

                      Ew!

                      P.S: Is there no smilie for disgust? Sorry but that was just wrong.
                      Titanium is the new bling!
                      (you heard from me first!)

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                      • GNEP
                        Super MURCer
                        • Feb 2002
                        • 5241

                        #41
                        or gargle?
                        DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                        • ZokesPro
                          Serial Murcerer
                          • Sep 2000
                          • 8325

                          #42
                          Originally posted by GNEP
                          would you spit or swallow?

                          Ok, let me put this way.

                          Which one would you choose if you could give yourself a BJ?
                          Titanium is the new bling!
                          (you heard from me first!)

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                          • Lizzard[MPE]
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                            Moderator
                            • Nov 2000
                            • 3911

                            #43
                            lmao @ gnep
                            www.lizziemorrison.com

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                            • GNEP
                              Super MURCer
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 5241

                              #44
                              Well, it is Friday afternoon and the whole office is clockwatching...
                              DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                              • Lizzard[MPE]
                                Avatar Tease
                                Moderator
                                • Nov 2000
                                • 3911

                                #45
                                its about damn time a guy was asked that question
                                www.lizziemorrison.com

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