OH NO! No more "true" Blondes by 2202

[GNEP]

Bleurgh! Once swore that I would never even snog a redhead. (This was back when I was about 14 and just developing my taste in women ). Not broken that one yet.

[Dogbert]

Originally posted by GNEP

This was back when I was about 14 and just developing my distaste in women

I pitty you.

[GNEP]

And me, you.

[Dogbert]

Hehe, don't pitty me. I already got more than I deserve

[GNEP]

[ZokesPro]

On the topic of blondes, there is this MEGA HOTTIE at work and she's a blonde.

I said I prefer brunettes, but in her case, hair color matters not!

[Paddy]

I checked this today:
At the moment, there are more brunettes on the labour ward, and more blondes on the Gynae ward...

What does that mean???

[mutz]

...guess I just love women, strawberry, chocolate, vanilla, they all taste good!

[ZokesPro]

Originally posted by mutz
...guess I just love women, strawberry, chocolate, vanilla, they all taste good!

ROFL!

[William]

Originally posted by Dogbert
With all due respect (none) who cares as long as there are redheads ?

Dogbert, comments like this make me think that you didn't deserve your title

[ZokesPro]

Question:

Originally posted by Paddy [MU]
I checked this today:
At the moment, there are more brunettes on the labour ward, and more blondes on the Gynae ward...

What does that mean???

Answer:

Professor Hans Juergens believes men associate blondes with marriage and housekeeping but seek out brunettes for sex.

Well, not quite.

[Gurm]

Professor Hans Juergens probably also believes that people associate nighttime with productivity and sports, and daytime with sleep and vampires.

Professor Hans Juergens is a quack - and a DUMB quack.

- Gurm

[ZokesPro]

Originally posted by Gurm
Professor Hans Juergens probably also believes that people associate nighttime with productivity and sports, and daytime with sleep and vampires.

Professor Hans Juergens is a quack - and a DUMB quack.

- Gurm

ROFL!!!

[mutz]

...Gurm, you're gonna have to adjust your mix a bit, your flame is smoking up the place. Either turn the acetylene up, or the oxygen down 'til you get blue/white instead of that red/orange...

[Gurm]

I just ****ing hate it when otherwise reputable news organizations "report" the findings of dumb ****s.

Italian scientists report that nobody likes beer. In a landmark 1000-year study, encompassing the entire population of the world, the scientists found that nobody liked beer. At all.

"It was really quite amazing," said Prof. Vitto Stomboloni, the research team's co-ordinator, "lots of people think that other people like beer, but nobody really does."

When asked why beer sales are higher than ever before, Professor Stromboli ventured a guess. "They're doing it to impress women?"

Dr. Guido Palducci, the team's analytical chemist, fielded the question of what people DO like, if not beer. "Rancid otter meat. Our study conclusively shows that while not a single person was found who would admit to ever having tried it, OR enjoyed it... the facts all point to everyone in the entire world loving it more than life itself."

The landmark study was completed last week. It cost the Italian taxpayers eight quintillion Lira (about $12 USD), and has prompted the entire European Union to abandon the sale of beer entirely.

Later in the news - riots in London, Stockholm, Berlin, and Dublin.

Dumb ****s.

- Gurm