Once opon a time I was walking down the yellow brick road when a fish fell out of my pocket.
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"No", I said."But I got.."Comment
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"...fish sticks... oh, sorry dude, someone you knew?"Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry CoxComment
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Actually yes I knew him. He was the school bully. He used to...
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... throw tartar sauce at all the other fishies out there. It was horrible, he had no respoect for...
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spelling... or...The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England
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pocket lint like I do... watch out for that witch, she's hurling flying monkeys at us who are hurling balls of...Lucifer
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mmm.... pocket lint.... arrrgggh....The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing EnglandComment
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So I said "ya dummy fish?" I used to be a bully in class too." So I bitch slapped his fish ass when...#1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE
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...a great white shark swam up said, "...“Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get outâ€
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..hey got any dental floss?.. I think I have a poodle stuck in my teeth...We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!
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.. "and if ya don't gets me unstuck pretty damn quick I'ms gonna beat the living crap ouda ya" said the poodle who then promptly...Comment
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...took out his wallet and pulled out a 50$ bill and replied: "Look buddy, I'm ready to pay you if you can just get me the hell outta here! Come on man! Cut me some slack!"Titanium is the new bling!
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