The shark transformed into a robot threw the poodle into a pool and promptly walked out of this story......
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If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
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Little did the shark know, but the poodle was the baddest robot of them all, he changed into his robot self and launched 2 missles directly at the shark...Lucifer
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
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unfortunately for the poodle, the Al-Wooffoud rockets had a UN sanctioned 5 meter range limiter, so instead of hitting the robot shark, the rockets...Comment
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his bitch who was in heat. The poodle was so upset that he...#1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE
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..."cried 'wee wee wee' all the way home where he met...""...and in the next instant he was one of the deadest men that ever lived." – Mark TwainComment
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Pee Pee, the bed wetting orphan girl who...Lucifer
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
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is a master of thai chi. She started practicing it when her parents died...Comment
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back on the Titanic, not the ocean liner but the 3rd galactic warship to neptune... which imploded because...Lucifer
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
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..the fusion core rapidly dropped in temperature causing the hull to buckle under the immense negative pressure.The explosion was seen as far as ...Titanium is the new bling!
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the tip of my nose, but then again I've been know to have a really big nose.. Did you know that people with big noses...Lucifer
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
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... can smell really good but stink really bad at the same time?" Said a nerdy little boy with thick glasses who suddenly appeared out of thin air. "Yes, it's true, empirical data shows.." he began, but was cut short when out of the sky...Comment
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... fell a large blue whale.
The last thing that went through the whale's mind before he landed, and thereby obliterating both himself and the spotty nosed sprog, was...The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England
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..., "mmmmmm, shrimp." ...“Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get outâ€
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...cocktail... Just before hitting the ground with only 1 billionth of a second to spare, the whale realized that WHALES DON'T FLY SO IT COULDN"T HAVE POSSIBLY HAVE BEEN IN THE AIR TO BEGIN WITH...#1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE
"You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
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Unless haven fallen out of the enterprise because the transparent aluminum bottom of the ship was accidentally beamed away when...Lucifer
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
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