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  • GNEP
    Super MURCer
    • Feb 2002
    • 5241

    #136
    ...The Vagina Monologues...
    DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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    • Brian Ellis
      Super MURCer
      • Sep 1999
      • 9623

      #137
      ...which the Sunday Times said was “LIBERATING, Moving, & touching.” and what is better than touching vaginas...
      Brian (the devil incarnate)

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      • Fat Tone
        Super MURCer
        • Aug 1999
        • 7579

        #138
        "ooh ducky, I can think of something", said DM to Penfold, revealing a new side of himself. Penfold started edgeing away from the slowly advancing mouse...
        FT.

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        • GNEP
          Super MURCer
          • Feb 2002
          • 5241

          #139
          ...but before he got very far there was another voice..."did sthomeone call me?" said Count Duckula as he walked in...
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          • Technoid
            Super MURCer
            • Sep 1999
            • 7645

            #140
            Sudenly the Real Ghostbusters emerge i a flash of light and sound.
            "Egon, I told you NOT to test that gizmo while I was still at HQ"
            "But Peter it wasn't suposed to do this" Ray protested
            "All I want to know is how we get back" Winston said mostly to Egon
            "I'm getting awfully wierd readings" Egon said while waving the PKE meter back and fort and punching keys on his wrist computer
            "No wonder I see a Mouse and a hamster and a duck with fangs, al wearing clothes and a Pink Llama" said Peter while sounding not a bit surpriced................
            If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

            Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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            • Jammrock
              The Berserker
              • Aug 1999
              • 8661

              #141
              ...Then Billy woke up and wondered if the LSD he did before passing out was bad, because that dream was really...
              “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
              –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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              • Brian Ellis
                Super MURCer
                • Sep 1999
                • 9623

                #142
                ...the end of this world and this story
                Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                • Jammrock
                  The Berserker
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 8661

                  #143
                  But little did anyone know, the story wasn't exactly at an end because an unamed god put the world back together in record time, a whopping...
                  “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                  –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                  • Technoid
                    Super MURCer
                    • Sep 1999
                    • 7645

                    #144
                    disaster for those that was going to claim the insurance........
                    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                    • Jammrock
                      The Berserker
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 8661

                      #145
                      ...against global destruction.

                      "Well, that was certainly an interesting twist," the Pink Llama said.

                      "You can say that again," ...
                      “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                      –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                      • Ajax
                        Super MURCer
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 877

                        #146
                        Then Billy realized that the day had ended, and started all over again... just like in the movie Groundhog Day
                        Billy was on his way home after school one day when suddenly he felt a rising in his..........
                        --Insert something here--

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                        • GNEP
                          Super MURCer
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 5241

                          #147
                          ...trousers....
                          DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                          • Fat Tone
                            Super MURCer
                            • Aug 1999
                            • 7579

                            #148
                            He knew he shouldn't have let grandma...
                            FT.

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                            • GNEP
                              Super MURCer
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 5241

                              #149
                              ...put laxative powder in his porridge again...
                              DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                              • SitFlyer
                                Super MURCer
                                • Aug 2002
                                • 7178

                                #150
                                ... while mulling his blunder, a green llama appeared and asked where Timmy was....

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