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  • Tjalfe
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 2002
    • 3053

    #91
    ..his surprise it starts sucking in matter around him, like a small localized black hole...
    We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


    i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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    • Technoid
      Super MURCer
      • Sep 1999
      • 7645

      #92
      Quickly he throws the CEO of SCO in there and the black hole implodes and wanishes.

      "I knew that guy was full of it"......
      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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      • Tjalfe
        Super MURCer
        • Nov 2002
        • 3053

        #93
        ..said the pink lama behind him and...
        We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


        i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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        • Byock
          Super MURCer
          • Jul 2000
          • 2328

          #94
          He turns in suprise. and exclaims "You look like ......"
          "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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          • Ajax
            Super MURCer
            • Oct 2002
            • 877

            #95
            "...you need to play a game of StarCraft, or GURPS! Which will it be?"
            --Insert something here--

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            • Technoid
              Super MURCer
              • Sep 1999
              • 7645

              #96
              "Neither, I want to eat your brain" the llama screamed and..........
              If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

              Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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              • Tjalfe
                Super MURCer
                • Nov 2002
                • 3053

                #97
                ..Soaked in sweat Billy wakes up .. " wow what a terrible nightmare" he said out loud.. Reaching for the light switch, he notices that something is not right.. there next to him was....
                We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


                i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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                • Jammrock
                  The Berserker
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 8661

                  #98
                  ...a giant pink llama named Ugmoofagamagamorfamik, but for short they called him...
                  “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                  –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                  • Indiana
                    Super MURCer
                    • Mar 2000
                    • 2410

                    #99
                    ...Leeloo...
                    But we named the *dog* Indiana...
                    My System
                    2nd System (not for Windows lovers )
                    German ATI-forum

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                    • thop
                      Super MURCer
                      • Mar 2001
                      • 2536

                      #100
                      ... while his real name was actually GURM ...
                      no matrox, no matroxusers.

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                      • Technoid
                        Super MURCer
                        • Sep 1999
                        • 7645

                        #101
                        it turned to him and in really creepy voice it said "I wanna eat your brain!!!"......
                        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                        Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                        • Ajax
                          Super MURCer
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 877

                          #102
                          But Billy just said "I would rather eat some of Grandma's Baked Tuna Suprise"
                          --Insert something here--

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                          • Byock
                            Super MURCer
                            • Jul 2000
                            • 2328

                            #103
                            But, I guess you will do, and Billy ATE all the llama. Then belched and said ......
                            "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                            • Tjalfe
                              Super MURCer
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 3053

                              #104
                              ..with all that llama, I think I need to call Jenny Craig.. I must have gained several hundred pounds eating this thing! ...
                              We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


                              i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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                              • Ajax
                                Super MURCer
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 877

                                #105
                                Jenny told Billy to meet her on the Jerry Springer show. He loaded his huge belly onto a hand-cart and was rushed backstage when he arrived on the set. Jerry told Billy that they were going to talk about an ex-wife of his...
                                --Insert something here--

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