"Gesundheit" screams Gerhard Schroeder....
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The llama cleaned his nose onto his wool, turning him into a Green Llama...--Insert something here--Comment
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"You appear to be suffering from a bad cold", said Gehard Shroeder; still wondering how he got mixed up in a story like this...
"Well", said the green llama, .........Comment
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... that's what I get for walking around in London on a rainy march day without ...“Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get outâ€
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...John Howard's.....
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umbrella....If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."Comment
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...and pink fuzzy boots...
Suddenly there was a great wind...Comment
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which pushed the llama over into a mudpuddle, thereby rendering it brown. "Well ain't that a...Comment
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....crock of shit. i can just forget about getting laid the rest of the year" the llama got out and...Comment
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"Halt!" said the guard. "Please show your official MURC ID!" The brown llama panicked and...Comment
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tried to run for it when...If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."Comment
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... a giant green UFO came down from the sky and said, "Pardon me my good llama, but...“Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get outâ€
–The Light Fantastic, Terry PratchettComment
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"...do you have any grey poupon?"
The llama replied: "Uh...no, who are you? How do you know who I am? What's going on?"
"Calm down young gr****opper." proclaimed the UFO. "You have been summoned to the greatest..."Titanium is the new bling!
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...enormousest erectest...FT.Comment
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...Asian phallic idol. When they arrived, there was Fat Tone bowing down to the thing and praying for...Comment
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