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  • Fat Tone
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7579

    #91
    ...enormous erect...
    FT.

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    • Technoid
      Super MURCer
      • Sep 1999
      • 7645

      #92
      phaser.

      During all of the tumult in the oval office, Vader has finnished of the Zerg, protos and a bunch of "save the animals" vegans (that for some rerason and agains normal sense of selfpreservation had tried to jump Vader) and given his crews order to restore the main antigrav engines.

      The Earth Shudders when the mighty Stardestroyer rips free from the ground it had impacted into and streaks towards space.....
      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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      • Fat Tone
        Super MURCer
        • Aug 1999
        • 7579

        #93
        ...revealing an enormous erect...
        FT.

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        • PAugustin
          MURCer
          • Nov 2000
          • 700

          #94
          ...penis under the ship that...
          (Fat Tone: that's what you where waiting for ? )
          System : ASUS A8N SLI premium, Athlon 64X2 3800+, 2Gb, T7K500 320Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb ATA133, Nec ND-3520, Plextor PX130A, SB Audigy 2, Sapphire Radeon X800 GTO, 24" Dell 2407WFP.

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          • Fat Tone
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 7579

            #95
            Ewwww....that's disgusting....

            FT.

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            • GuchiGuh
              Comic Relief
              • Jun 2002
              • 1656

              #96
              ...penis under the ship that...


              ......functioned as a plasma missle laucher as well as docking platform......

              "Initiating Viagra boost" a nerd screams, while his glasses slip of his oily nose......

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              • Jammrock
                The Berserker
                • Aug 1999
                • 8661

                #97
                ... which fell down on ...
                “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                • Brian Ellis
                  Super MURCer
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 9623

                  #98
                  ... his big erect penis, which immediately throbbed to the touch and ...
                  Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                  • az
                    Moderator
                    • Feb 2001
                    • 9336

                    #99
                    ...started to wonder (being the nerd's brain, it could and occasionally did think on itself) "are all those guys around me gay? Is this the big coming out thread?"

                    AZ
                    There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                    • Technoid
                      Super MURCer
                      • Sep 1999
                      • 7645

                      #100
                      "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
                      Vader pulls out the Pink llhama from under a konsoll and Chruches the "GayForce FX" mental inhibitor raygun the llhama was using on the crew togheter with the llhamas right hand.

                      Vader reflects a moment on why a llhama has hands before he throws the llhama into a detention cell and sends in a torture droid.....
                      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                      • Fat Tone
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 7579

                        #101
                        The droid was a Princess Leia look-alike andriod, perfect in every detail (minus the propensity for self destruction in later life of course). If anything was gonna make them get out of the closet, this was...
                        FT.

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                        • GuchiGuh
                          Comic Relief
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 1656

                          #102
                          .....the gigantic red-back spider which bit Sasq in his fat ARSE ......

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                          • Jammrock
                            The Berserker
                            • Aug 1999
                            • 8661

                            #103
                            ... luckily Sasq's butt-hair kept any of the fangs from penitrating the skin. "Damn Japanese red-black spiders," Sasq screamed, "where's my...
                            “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                            –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                            • Fat Tone
                              Super MURCer
                              • Aug 1999
                              • 7579

                              #104
                              guchi-doll - that'll....
                              FT.

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                              • GuchiGuh
                                Comic Relief
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 1656

                                #105
                                ....forfill my fantasies....."I knew it! That Sasq person is one sick son of a ....

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