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  • Helevitia
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 6628

    #16
    started to shake and jiggle. I shook so violently that....
    Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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    • Jon P. Inghram
      Super MURCer
      • Oct 1999
      • 3878

      #17
      ... my wallet and keys fell out of my pockets, along with my ....

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      • Brian Ellis
        Super MURCer
        • Sep 1999
        • 9623

        #18
        ...emergency condom ...
        Brian (the devil incarnate)

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        • Fat Tone
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 7579

          #19
          ...I checked the condom's looming expiry date and wondered if I had wasted my money. Then, deep in the sand below me...
          FT.

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          • KvHagedorn
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 10725

            #20
            .. I heard a noise. Suddenly, one of those giant worm-things from Tremors popped out of the ground and ate my head!

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            • Jon P. Inghram
              Super MURCer
              • Oct 1999
              • 3878

              #21
              ... It was fortunate that I was a cyborg, and that my CPU was contained in my chest cavity. This allowed me to...

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              • az
                Moderator
                • Feb 2001
                • 9336

                #22
                ...stand still for half an hour while I pulled my gun from out of my leg...
                There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                • az
                  Moderator
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 9336

                  #23
                  (everyone is free to)

                  AZ
                  There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                  • VJ
                    Moderator
                    • Mar 2001
                    • 9733

                    #24
                    This reminded me: I must purchase an upgrade so that the guns comes out faster than after half an hour - I lost many duels that way... Anyway, I'm standing there with the gun, when...
                    pixar
                    Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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                    • Brian Ellis
                      Super MURCer
                      • Sep 1999
                      • 9623

                      #25
                      ... the pink Peruvian llama came up to me, pissed onto my gun and turned into a Tibetan lama...
                      Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                      • Fat Tone
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 7579

                        #26
                        ...the principal difference between the two being its enormous erect...
                        FT.

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                        • GuchiGuh
                          Comic Relief
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 1656

                          #27
                          .....so I decided to fire up my old Chevi Eldorado........

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                          • PAugustin
                            MURCer
                            • Nov 2000
                            • 700

                            #28
                            ... And get the hell out of here. While I was driving...
                            System : ASUS A8N SLI premium, Athlon 64X2 3800+, 2Gb, T7K500 320Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb ATA133, Nec ND-3520, Plextor PX130A, SB Audigy 2, Sapphire Radeon X800 GTO, 24" Dell 2407WFP.

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                            • az
                              Moderator
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 9336

                              #29
                              ... my still wet gun dripped into my lap. "Ugh!", I thought...

                              AZ
                              There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                              • GuchiGuh
                                Comic Relief
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 1656

                                #30
                                ....and winded down the cracked window.......

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