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>KABLAM<
The stardestroyer tipped to the side and smashed timmy, Celine and the pink lamma that had mysteriously been nailed to the hull of said stardestroyed by some pissed stormtroopers.
"CUT!!!"
Screams George Lucas.
"according to script the .......If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."Comment
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...Llama should have used the Force to...System : ASUS A8N SLI premium, Athlon 64X2 3800+, 2Gb, T7K500 320Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb ATA133, Nec ND-3520, Plextor PX130A, SB Audigy 2, Sapphire Radeon X800 GTO, 24" Dell 2407WFP.
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move the Star Destroyer.
"Are you sure this is a good idea?" asked the assistant.
"How dare you defy THE Jedi Master!?! As Donald Trump says, you're...“Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get outâ€
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....to build expansions and protect them using the good old Bunker-Turrent-Siegetank strategy.....
but suddenly at the horizon, a swarm of Zergs appear!
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(on the Zergs' side)
"Kill all humans!!" says the Captain of the Zergs.
Number one in command replies: "Uh sir? We should avoid hitting the pink llama though, might cause a rift in the quantum singularity."
Captain replies: "Fine, make it so. BTW, where are my keys?"Titanium is the new bling!
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Just then the pink llama dropped the keys into a hole and started filling it with...-We stop learning when We die, and some
people just don't know They're dead yet!
Member of the COC!
Minister of Confused Knightly Defence (MCKD)
Food for thought...
- Remember when naps were a bad thing?
- Remember 3 is the magic number....Comment
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... a pile of RAMBUS RDRAM which the llama had recently discovered wouldn't work with his AMD system.Comment
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While the Zergs where slaughtering humans, a small group of ...System : ASUS A8N SLI premium, Athlon 64X2 3800+, 2Gb, T7K500 320Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb ATA133, Nec ND-3520, Plextor PX130A, SB Audigy 2, Sapphire Radeon X800 GTO, 24" Dell 2407WFP.
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....Protoss Zealots walked past the battlefield and....Comment
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...engaged battle with a squad of mighty pink lamas that came to rescue their friend.System : ASUS A8N SLI premium, Athlon 64X2 3800+, 2Gb, T7K500 320Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb ATA133, Nec ND-3520, Plextor PX130A, SB Audigy 2, Sapphire Radeon X800 GTO, 24" Dell 2407WFP.
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... while twirling their prayer wheels...Brian (the devil incarnate)
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... the dark prelate Zeratul said: "Fear not, comrades, for we have lamas of our own! Should the dire need arise, all Dark Templar may merge to become Dark Lamas. Though we sacrifice our warriors in doing so, only the might of the Dark Lamas can match the forces of the pink llama"...Comment
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